I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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