Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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