I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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