In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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