I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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