So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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