Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
