Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
