Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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