sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's never too late to be topless.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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