Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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