Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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