At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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