I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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