Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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