ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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