You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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