Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
where are you?
Hypothermia
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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