That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
And then he peed in my hair
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