I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
i've created a new STD.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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