If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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