I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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