I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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