The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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