i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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