Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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