Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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