i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
