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I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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