I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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