if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
