yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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