Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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