he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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