You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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