Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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