So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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