They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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