so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I love you.
Bad choice
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
