turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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