it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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