porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Did I show you my penis last night?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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