Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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