Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
