all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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