Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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