"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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