After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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