i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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