I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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