windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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