I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Randomize
