New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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